Bloomer Pants
If fashion criminals ran bordellos, this is what the, er, ladies, would wear. Or at least, they would – if The Fashion Police hadn't seized these trousers and thrown them into the Fashion Police jail, where they're doomed to remain for a very long time. We hope you'll all sleep better tonight knowing they're safely under lock and key. If you absolutely MUST set them free, though, bail is set at £330 and is payable to Yoox.com.

灯笼裤
如果时尚罪犯逃出妓院，这就是，呃，那些妓女们要穿的。或者，至少她们会穿- 如果时尚警察没有逮住这些裤子，没能把这些裤子扔在时尚警察监狱里，那么这些裤子注定要流行很长一段时间了。我们希望你们知道这些裤子被锁在了一个很安全的地方，今晚都能睡个好觉。如果你绝对得给这些裤子自由，那么，保释金是330英镑，支付给Yoox.com网站就好。