Salary: Whatever you can hustle.

Training: Years of battling bullies on the schoolyard with your razor-sharp wit.

When you tell a joke and no one laughs, it can be embarrassing. When you tell a joke on a brightly lit stage in front of a crowd of people who have paid a bunch of money to laugh, and no one laughs, it can be horrifying.

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工资：看你能“忽悠”多少

培训要求：用机敏的才智，经年地在校园内与“恶霸”们斗争。

你讲了一个笑话，却没人笑，这可能会很丢脸。但是你站在灯光闪耀的舞台上，面对一群付了大把钞票来找乐的观众，你讲了一个笑话，却没人笑，这就会很恐怖。