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Sheldon, this is a summons.
这有张传票Sheldon
A summons for what?
什么的传票?
Looks like you ran a red light on Marengo Avenue 09:30 P.M. on November 16th. They got you on a traffic camera. Nice picture.
好像是十一月十六日 晚上九点三十分 你在Marengo大道上 闯了红灯摄像头拍下了照片拍得不赖
November 16th? Penny, that's the evening you fell in your bathtub and I had to drive you to the emergency room.
十一月十六日? Penny 这就是你在浴缸里摔倒那晚 我把你送到了急症室
No, it isn't.
不 不是
Yes, it is.
是 就是
No, it isn't.
不 不是
Penny, I have an eidetic memory. Also, that's a picture of you in the passenger seat holding your dislocated shoulder.
佩妮 我的记忆异常牢固还有 这照片上你还坐在乘客位上抓着你脱臼那只手
Mmm, no, it isn't.
嗯 不 不是
Okay, then why is a summons for a traffic violation committed in your car, bearing your license plates, coming to me?
好吧 记录下的是你的车 你的牌照为什么交通违规传讯单却寄到我这儿来了?
Okay, look, they sent me the ticket. I told them I wasn't driving and they were all, "If it wasn't you, who was it?"
好吧 他们给我寄过传票我说不是我开的他们说 "不是你是谁?"
So you betrayed me?
然后你就出卖了我?
No!
没有!
It wasn't a betrayal. It was more of a "I can't afford any more points on my license." I already have to buy my insurance from this place in the Cayman Islands.
根本就不算关键是我的驾照不能再被扣分了我已经只能跑到开曼群岛去买车辆保险了(该岛不限速)
But the only reason I was driving your car was because you were in distress and I was rescuing you.
但是我之所以会开车还不是因为你很难受 而我正拯救你呢
Yes, yes, look, and now you have a photo to remember that heroic day.
是啊 是啊 现在 你有这张照片来纪念那英勇的一天了
It's not that big a deal.
其实没啥
You just go down to the court on Thursday and you pay the fine.
周四的时候 上庭缴纳罚款就行了
I'm not going to pay a fine. That would imply I'm guilty.
我才不要交罚款呢交了就说明我错了
You are guilty.
你就是错了
That one I liked.
我喜欢那个声音
I am not guilty. I only have a learner's permit. Penny was the When the light turned yellow she said "Go, go, go."teacher. So I went, went, went.
我没错 我只有一个实习驾照Penny是老师当黄灯亮的时候 她说"走 走 走"那我就开 开 开
Sheldon, I'm sorry. I'll be happy to reimburse you for the fine. You know, as soon as I get a part in a movie or my own TV series.
谢尔顿真对不起 我会补偿你罚金的只要我能出演一部电影或成为连续剧的女主角
You don't need to reimburse me because I'm not paying. On Thursday, I will have my day in court and justice will be done. In fact, I'm going to begin preparing my defense right now.
你不需要补偿我 我不会交的 星期四的时候 我会旗开得胜 正义会得到伸张 事实上 我现在要开始准备我的辩词了
Okay, he's going to jail.
他会入狱的
Oh, that's right. Thursday is Stan Lee Day.
对哦 周四Stan Lee要来啊
Now you see what you've done? Because of you, we're all going to miss Stan Lee.
你明白你做了什么了? 因为你 我们都要错过Stan Lee了
Whoa! What do you mean "All"? Well, you're my friends. You'll be standing by my side, supporting me, feeding me legal precedents, and if you had the upper body strength, carrying me out on your shoulders when I'm victorious.
呃呃呃!"所有人" 什么意思?既然你们是我朋友你们就应该站在我身边 支持我为我援引成例并且如果你们上肢足够有力的话在我胜诉后 应该把我扛出法庭
Yeah, okay. No.
好吧 才不呢
Are you saying that you will not stand beside me as I plead my case?
你是说 当我为自己辩护时你不会出庭支持我?
That's what I'm saying.
就是这意思
Howard?
霍华德呢?
Wow. Uh, Stan Lee, or you in court. Uh, if this was Sophie's Choice it would've been a much shorter movie. No.
呃究竟是去看Stan Lee 还是陪你上法庭呢如果这事发生在电影"苏菲的抉择"里电影应该很快就能结束吧 不去
Raj?
拉杰呢?
You'll be there, won't you? All right, then. My so-called friends have forsaken me. So, I guess it'll just be me and my eyewitness.
你会去的 对吧?那好吧既然我那些所谓的朋友们抛弃了我那就只有我和我的目击证人了
Oh, balls.Please try to wear something appropriate.It won't help my case if the judge is busy trying to read the word "Juicy" scrawled across your buttocks.
天啊麻烦你穿些得体的衣服如果法官忙着想看清你屁股上的"Juicy"字样对我胜诉一点帮助都没有
