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Here's Spock's head with no body.
这是Spock的头(星际迷航人物) 但没身子
Here's Mr. T's body with no head.
这是T先生的身子(天龙特工队人物) 但没头
Oh, yeah, here's Spock's body with Mr. T's head.
哦 这是T先生的头连着Spock的身子
I pity the fool who's illogical.
我可怜这个没逻辑的傻瓜
Okay, I'm just gonna go home
好啦 我要回家了
and make a grilled cheese and windowshop on eHarmony.
做个烤芝士 然后在eHarmony网上交友
Okay, bye.
好吧 再见
Ooh, look, an Indiana Jones connectthedots.
哦 快看 印第安纳·琼斯的儿童连点书
And an Aquaman action figure.
还有超级英雄潜水侠的玩具
Looks like someone drew a penis on him.
看起来像是有人在上面了一个小JJ
Ooh, that'll come off.
哦 马上就没了
You see what you're doing?
你知道你在干啥吗?
Stop that.
快别做了
Fascinating.
有意思
What?
什么?
It appears to be a Lord of the Rings ring.
我这儿有"指环王"里的至尊戒
Oh. It's even got the Elvish engraving on it.
哦 上面还刻着精灵语
It's not Elvish.
这不是精灵语
It's the language of Mordor written in Elvish script.
是用精灵语字母写的魔多语
"One Ring to rule them all."
至尊戒 驭众戒
"One Ring to find them."
至尊戒 寻众戒
"One Ring to bring them all."
魔戒至尊引众戒
"And in the darkness bind them."
禁锢众戒黑暗中 魔多妖境暗影伏
Holy crap, are we nerdy.
额滴神呐 我们真白痴
