美剧随身听之老爸老妈的浪漫史 第3篇

[00:01.00]-Hey. -Where's your suit?
[00:03.77]Just once, when I say "suit up," I wish you'd put on a suit.
[00:06.37]-I did. That one time. -lt was a blazer.
[00:11.35]You know, ever since college it's been Marshall and Lily and me.
[00:15.25]Now it's gonna be Marshall and Lily and me.
[00:17.89]They'll get married, start a family.
[00:19.79]Before long, I'm that weird middle-aged bachelor
[00:21.96]their kids call "Uncle Ted."
[00:26.59]I see what this is about.
[00:28.00]Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met?
[00:32.47]Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live.
[00:36.00]-Barney. We met at the urinal. -Oh, right. Hi.
[00:39.51]Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn't go with your suit.
[00:42.98]-I'm not wearing a suit. -Lesson two, get a suit.
[00:45.68]Suits are cool. Exhibit A.
[00:48.35]Lesson three,
[00:49.45]don't even think about getting married till you're 30.
[00:53.35]Thirty. Right, you're right.
[00:55.12]I guess it's just, your best friend gets engaged,
[00:57.09]-you start thinking about that stuff. -I thought I was your best friend.
[01:00.40]Ted, say I'm your best friend.
[01:04.67]-You're my best friend, Barney. -Good.
[01:05.93]Then as your best friend, I suggest we play a little game I like to call,
[01:08.74]"Have you met Ted?"
[01:10.07]No, no, no, no, we're not playing "Have you met Ted."
[01:11.84]Hi, have you met Ted?
[01:14.14]-Hi, I'm Ted. -Yasmin.
[01:17.38]-It's a very pretty name. -Thanks. It's Lebanese.