Letting the Feet Lead the Way

(Originally in English)

A man and his wife returned to their seats in a

dark auditorium. The husband asked a gentleman

seated on the aisle, “Did someone step on your

feet while going out at intermission?”

“Yes, you did,” the man replied, expecting an

apology. And the wife said, “OK, honey.

This is our row.”

回溯来时路

有对夫妇在一片黑暗中想要走回他们在观众席的位子，

其中那位先生问一位坐在走道旁的男士说：

「有没有人在中场休息走出去时踩到你的脚？」

那人回答：「有啊，就是你踩到的。」他心想对方会

跟他道歉。不料那位太太却说：「好了，亲爱的，

我们的位子就在这一排。」