Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were.
7．在你出生之前，你的父母并不像现在这样乏味。他们变成今天这个样子是因为这些年来一直在为你付账单、给你洗衣服。

So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
所以，在对父母喋喋不休之前，还是先去打扫一下你自己的屋子吧。