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Chandler: Steps! Slut! You all'll be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
台阶！贱人！你们一定很乐于听到凯西在跟那个人上床！
All: What? !
什么？
Ross: So you were right?
你猜对了？
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didn't deny it! I don't live here!
我当面问她，她没有否认！我不住这里！
Ross: Chandler!
钱德勒！
Rachel: Chandler, what did she say?
钱德勒，她说什么了？
Phoebe: Wait a minute.
等等。
Joey: Come here.
别这样。
Monica: Are you sure?
你确定吗？
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! So then I went over to Beefsteak Chewley's...
我也许醉了，但我知道她什么意思！然后我去了牛排楚里
Rachel: Beefsteak Charlie's?
牛排楚里？
Chandler: Yes! See you and I have always been like-
你和我总是—
Joey: Man, I am so sorry.
真抱歉。
Chandler: The bartender taught me a trick though. I don't remember it.
酒保教了我一个小把戏，我忘了。
Rachel: Oops. Oh, hey, do you need help with that?
需要帮忙吗？
Monica: Nah, I got it.
不用了。
Rachel: Ooh, I just feel bad, I never vacuum.
我感觉很糟，我从没如此空虚过。
Rachel: Hi!
嗨！
All: Hey!
嘿！
Rachel: So, I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Just so frustrating!
我跟约书亚在一起1小时，他却没有约我！真泄气！
Phoebe: Why don't you ask him out?
那就你约他嘛。
Joey: Oh, yeah, totally! That's such a turn-on!
没错，这可真刺激！
Rachel: Really? It doesn't seem desperate?
真的？也不是令人绝望的？
Joey: Oh-ooh, that's the turn-on.
那才刺激。
Phoebe: He just got a divorce right? So he's probably really nervous around women, you know? Maybe, you just need to make the first move.
他刚离婚对吧？所有他跟女人相处可能会紧张，你就先主动嘛。
Rachel: Yeah but, I've never asked a guy out before.
但是，我没约过男生。
Phoebe: You've never asked a guy out? !!
你没约过男生？
Rachel: No. Have you?
没有，你有吗？
Phoebe: Thousands of times! ! That doesn't make me sound too good, does it?
很多次了！这一点也不好，对吧？
Rachel: I don't even know how I would go about it.
我甚至不知道该怎样去做。
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, what I do it is, I look a woman up and down and then I say, "Hey, how you doing?"
我要做的是我从头到尾看一个女人，然后说“嘿，你好吗？？”
Phoebe: Oh, please!
拜托！
Joey: Hey, how you doing?
你好吗？
Rachel: You know what, I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna call him up, and I'm gonna ask him out. I can do that.
好，我现在就打给他 约他出来有什么难的。
Ask him out. How you doing? Hi! Joshua? It's Rachel Green from Bloomingdale's.
约就约，你好吗？约书亚 我是布鲁明戴尔的瑞秋格林。
Yeah, umm, I was just wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today?
对，我想问你，问你，是不是掉了皮夹？
Well, we found a wallet, and we - the license? Well, that is a good idea!
我们捡到一个皮夹 - 驾照？真是好主意！
Uh, well, let's see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so, ok, so sorry to bother you at home.
我看看，驾照是一位，菲比先生的。抱歉打扰你。
I'll see you tomorrow. Bye. You've done that a thousand times?
明天见，再见。你做过很多次？
Phoebe: I've never done that.
没像你这样过。
Rachel: Oh, God, I just got so nervous that he was gonna say no.
我只是担心他不答应。
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he can't say no to. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, you're guaranteed he'll say yes!
你得让他无法拒绝，像，尼克队的球票！找他去看尼克队的比赛，他一定会答应！
Rachel: Really? ! You think that will work?
真的？你觉得有用？
Joey: Absolutely! And if it doesn't, can I get the extra ticket?
绝对的，否则我去行吗？
Joey: What the heck is that?
什么声音？
Chandler: Did she call?
她有打来吗？
Phoebe: No, sorry.
没有，抱歉。
Chandler: All right, maybe I should call her.
也许我应该打给她。
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You don't need her, you don't need that!
忘了她吧，伙计你不需要她的。
Ross: He's right, what she did was unforgivable.
他是对的她做的无法原谅。
Chandler: Well, yeah, but you know, what-what if I was wrong?
哎，对，但你要知道假如我错了呢？
Ross: How might you be wrong?
你怎么会弄错？
Chandler: Well you know, what if she didn't actually sleep with the guy?
假如她并没有跟他睡呢？
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
大哥，她有亲口证实吧？
Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!
她不必，我看了戏，他们毫无火花。罗斯，说句话！
Ross: That's all you're basing this on?
你就根据这个？
Chandler: That's not backing me up! Look, you said, you know, with the offstage and the heat, and the onstage and the oy heat.
这不是在帮我，你说私下如果有，台上就没有。
Joey: Whoa-whoa-hold on, that-that was just a theory! There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out. Lone gunman. Communism. Geometry.
那只是个理论，很多理论都行不通。孤枪侠、共产主义、几何学。
Chandler: Oh my God! !
天哪！
Rachel: Uh. Would you like to go to a basketball game with? No-no. You know, it's funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets to the...Ok Umm, who likes the Knick-
你要不要去看篮球？篮球，真有意思，我正好有票......谁喜欢尼克队啊？
Joshua: What do you think?
你觉得如何？
Rachel: Oh! Well, as a single woman, who is available...
以一个没对象的单身女郞来说，我觉得你很帅没错，
Rachel: Oh! Well, as a single woman, who is available, I think you look great!
以一个没对象的单身女郞来说，我觉得你很帅没错，帅呆了！
Joshua: Huh. Yeah?
是吗？
Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, you look great. Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. Umm, so you like it?
哩，对，你很不错，是这看来不错。你喜欢？
Joshua: I do. I do. I love it. In fact, I-I think I'm gonna wear it home.
对，我喜欢事实上，我想我在家里穿的。
Rachel: Great.
太好了。
Joshua: All right, well thank you so much, for all your help.
谢谢你的帮忙。
Rachel: Sure.
应该的。
Joshua: Well, I guess uh, I guess this is it.
那就这样啰。
Rachel: Yeah-eah-ha!
嗯！
Joshua: Thanks. Maybe I'll see in the spring, you know, with the uh, for the uh, bathing suits.
谢了，春天再来找你买泳衣。
Rachel: Well, you don't wanna do that now? !
你不现在买吗？
Joshua: Ah, that's ok, I-
不用了。
Rachel: Uh.
噢。
Joshua: Anyway, hopefully, I-I'll see you around sometime.
改天见。
Rachel: Basketball!
篮球！
Joshua: Sorry?
什么？
Rachel: I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if you're interested, just as a thank-you for this week.
我有两张尼克队的球票，如果你有兴趣的话，谢谢你这星期的照顾。
Joshua: Wow! That would be great.
太好了。
Rachel: Really?
真的？
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel.
对啊，太棒了！我外甥最迷尼克队了，太棒了，谢谢你，瑞秋。
Mr. Waltham: Good morning.
早上好。
Joshua: Hi!
嗨！
Kathy: Hey.
嘿。
Chandler: Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that I'm sorry.
我只想来说我很抱歉。
You know? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.
我像是世上最笨的家伙，我完全明白你为什么这么伤心。
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish you'd called me.
我真的希望你能给我打电话的。
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I-I wish I had too, but you know I-I think this is a good thing.
我知道，我也很后悔。不过我觉得这是好事。
You know? 'Cause we've had our first fight, and now we can move on. You know, I mean I know for me.
我们吵了第一次架，可以进展下去了，至少我确定。
Chandler: Nick's pants?
尼克的裤子？
Kathy: Yeah.
对。
Chandler: Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a big one!
看来第二次吵架会更厉害了！
Joey: Ok, for next time, what do you say?
下一次，你会怎样说？
Rachel: I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket. Not two tickets, I have an extra ticket.
我多一张票 是多一张票，不是两张票。
Ross: So the first time you asked a guy out, he-he turned you down?
你第一次约男生，被拒绝了？
Rachel: He didn't turn me down! He's at the game isn't he? I got the date, I'm just not on it!
他没有拒绝，他正在看球，我约到他了，只是我没去！
Monica: Ok, it's ready. Come on.
都弄好了，来吧。
Joey: What's ready?
什么弄好了？
Monica: Just come.
来就对了。
Ross: Oh my God!
天哪！
Rachel: Wow! Monica!
哇哦，莫妮卡！
Phoebe: Heey!
嘿！
Ross: This is beautiful!
好漂亮喔！
Phoebe: Oh did you - what did you - did you work for two days straight?
你整整忙了2天？
Monica: Pretty much. So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?
差不多，你觉得这个地板好不好？
Joey: I don't know, looks the same.
我不知道，看起来一样。
Monica: You used to have carpet.
以前是铺地毯。
Joey: Oh yeah!
对喔！
Monica: So I, I made snacks. Please, just hang out ok? I'm-I'm just gonna rest my eyes for just a little bit.
我做小吃了，来，别动我要稍微休息一下眼睛。
Ross: Oh, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?
要我们待会再来吗？
Monica: Oh no-no-no, stay, stay, stay, just keep talking. I'm always the hostess.
不，不，留下继续谈吧，我一直都是个服务员。
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Joey: How'd it go?
怎么样？
Chandler: Well, she wasn't sleeping with him.
她没有跟他睡！
Phoebe: Oh good!
太好了！
Chandler: She is now.
现在有了。
Ross: What're you saying?
什么意思？
Chandler: I'm saying that she...is a devil woman! You know? I mean you think you know a person and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick!
我在说她是个恶女人。你认识一个人然后他们回来跟尼克睡了。
Nick, in his rock hard pecs, and his giant man nipples! I hate him, and I hate her! I don't hate her, I, love her. This is all my fault really.
尼克和他的大脑肌，庞大的男人乳头。我讨厌他也讨厌她，我不讨厌她，我爱她，这都是我的错。
Phoebe: How? How is your fault?
怎么会是你的错？
Chandler: Because, ahh! I-I should've called! You know if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never would've gone out with Nick,
我该给她打电话的，假如我打了她就不会跟尼克出去了。
and they would've ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
他们不会在床上停下来的，我担心她对那男人乳头！
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, does not justify her sleeping with someone.
错不在你，就算吵架她也不该跟别人上床。
Ross: Well, if-if she thought they were on a break...
除非她以为他们分手了。
Mr. Waltham: Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen.
瑞秋，你的客人掉了皮夹，约书亚伯根。
Rachel: Really?
真的？
Mr. Waltham: Will you call him?
麻烦你通知他？
Rachel: Yes! I will! Absolutely!
好，没问题！
Rachel: Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really?
嗨，瑞秋，嗨，约书亚。我是故意留下皮夹的，真的？
Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, I'm glad. Rachel, I'd like to say something to you. Yes? How you doing?
我想再见到你，我好高兴瑞秋，我有话要对你说。什么？你好吗？
