你今天好吗?
How are you today?

你看起来好极了
You look great.

你们看这个
Watch this.

就这样吗?
You mean that’s it?

你知不知道那是什么?
Do you even know what "it" is?

那是口香糖
It’s gum.

答对了
Yeah.

这是全宇宙最不可思议 足以轰动世界的口香糖
It’s a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe.

你们知道为什么吗?
Know why? Know why?

因为吃了这片口香糖 就等于吃下三道菜的一餐
Because this gum is a full three-course dinner all by itself.

谁会想吃啊?
Why would anyone want that?

不需要厨房  也不必煮饭了
It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking.

只要吃一片旺卡的神奇口香糖...
Just a little strip of Wonka’s magic chewing gum and that is all you will...

早餐  午餐和晚餐就都解决了
ever need at breakfast, lunch and dinner.

这片口香糖结合了 蕃茄汤  烤牛肉和蓝莓派
This piece of gum happens to be tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie.

好像很好吃耶
It sounds great.

好像怪怪的
It sounds weird.

好像很适合我
It sounds like my kind of gum.

你最好别吃 还有一两个地方有点...
I’d rather you didn’t. There are still some things that are...

我是嚼口香糖的世界冠军 我什么也不怕
I’m the world-record holder in chewing gum. I’m not afraid of anything.

好不好吃?
How is it, honey?

真是不可思议
It’s amazing!

我感觉蕃茄汤流进我喉咙里
Tomato soup. I can feel it running down my throat.

对啦  快吐出来
Yeah. Spit it out.

小姐  我觉得你最好...
Young lady, I think you’d better...

味道变了
It’s changing.

烤牛肉  还有附烤马铃薯
Roast beef, with baked potato.

外皮酥脆  加了牛油
Crispy skin and butter.

继续嚼  我的宝贝女儿是全世界第一个吃口香糖大餐的人
Keep chewing. My little girl’s gonna be the first person to have a chewing-gum meal.

我只是有点担心...
Yeah. I’m just a little concerned about the...

蓝莓派和冰淇淋
Blueberry pie and ice cream!

那个部分
That part.

她的鼻子怎么了?
What’s happening to her nose?

变成蓝色了
It’s turning blue.

你的鼻子都变紫了
Your whole nose has gone purple.

什么意思?
What do you mean?

紫罗兰  你变成紫罗兰色了
Violet, you’re turning violet.

怎么回事?
What’s happening?

我早说过还没完全做好嘛
Well, I told you I hadn’t quite got it right.