教材：忍者神龟
课程主题：爱普尔·奥尼尔真的很赞！(April O'Neil is really hot.)

课程原文：She’s got red hair, wears a sexy yellow jumpsuit and gets down with anthropomorphic pizza-fiends. Most girls want nothing to do with dudes that live in the sewers, but not April O’Neil. She doesn’t even mind hanging with that old man-rat wearing a pink kimono! This girl is a freak, for real. I’ve got one word for you dude: cowabunga. Cowabunga that chick in your underground lair all night long.

课程大意：红发黄衫，同住在地底下的非人类一起吃批萨吃得欢，甚至不介意同穿着粉红色和服的老耗子一起出门。说真的，这女孩子是怪胎。

总结原文：Mistakenly thought our girlfriend would be cool with it if we called them dude or ate nothing but pizza.

课程总结：要是你称呼自己的女朋友为“兄弟”或者只吃批萨不吃别的，你女朋友不生气才怪咧！