Judging People by How They Open Bags of Snacks
This method allows the bag to be open to its full radius and optimizes the sharing capacity of friends or nearby freeloading acquaintances who wish to nourish themselves with the aforementioned snack.
I don't even know you.
This method allows for minimal sharing capacity because the snack either drops one or two pieces at a time or you can't fit your freaking hand in the tiny hole.
Why don't you just go to Cindy and ask her for some?
The Clumsy and Impatient
Ask to share at your own risk. Reaching in for a treat or pouring some out could result in the bag ripping more, causing everything to fall out if they haven't already upon opening.
It says tear here, Kevin. Tear here!
The Neat Freak
They refuse to open the bag without proper cutting tools. Sure, it looks clean, but the process is just time-consuming.
I found the scissors! Guys?
Everything seems fine until you realize they opened the bag upside down. However, this doesn't really affect your ability to eat, so you end up not caring.
Where does it say to tear? Where?!
I'm sorry. My glasses were upside down.
And then, there's me.
Can I have some?