Antique

What is the most valuable type of ant?------ Antique.
蚂蚁最有价值的部分是什么？——古董
注：An ant-ique.

Little Boy: Mom, do you remember that antique flowerpot[花盆] that’s been handed from generation to generation?
Mom: Of course.
Little Boy: Well, this generation dropped it!
小男孩：妈妈，你记得那个一代一代传下来的古董花盆吗？
妈妈：当然记得。
小男孩：是这样，这一代放弃了！
注：drop：掉；放弃

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
促销：适合女士用的古董桌，粗腿，大抽屉。
注：Drawer：抽屉；内裤。还可理解成：适合穿大内裤的粗腿女士用的古董桌。

For sale: Antique ashtray shaped like a classic car. You can park your butts in it.
大减价：老爷车外型古董烟灰缸，可以把烟头（屁股）放里头。