Jon: Hum... Garfield, it says here that doctors now say diets don't work.
Garfield: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Odie: (smack, slurp, munch)
Garfield: Hey, Odie, do you know what they put in dog food?
Garfield: Dog food has lizards and yak lips. And gum that's already been chewed and aluminium siding
Garfield: And some stuff you wouldn't even want to know about.
Jon: Garfield! We're out of cat food. You'll have to eat dog food today.
Garfield: Okay.
Odie: (Urp)
Jon: What's with Odie?
Garfield: Must have been something he ate.