A: Hello! How do I get online with my laptop?
B: Just plug the Ethernet cable into your computer, and you'll be online in a heartbeat.
A: Well, I see the cable. But my computer runs on wireless only.
B: No problem. I'll tell you about our alternatives.
A: Yes, I'd love to hear what the alternatives are.
B: Our state-of-the-art computer lab is on the first floor.
A: Great! But is it free?
B: Sir, the computers are free to guests, but you do have to pay a nominal printing fee.
A: You said there were other alternatives?
B: Just use your computer here in the lobby. It's set up for wireless.
A: Okay. That sounds like a winner. Now if I need to print something in the lobby?
B: We might have a printer here next month. But for now, you'll have to go to the lab.