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[开心一笑] 女孩的名字 A Girl's Name
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I expl
2011-12-30 编辑：jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:不是我的错 It's not my fault
Daughter: It's not my fault MotherMother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.女儿：不
2011-12-29 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:圣诞老人才是最后的赢家!
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill
2011-12-16 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:关于放屁的问题
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I&
2011-12-02 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:难兄难弟 The Two Men
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in h
2011-12-01 编辑：jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:我，你，她 I, You & She
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (the
2011-11-15 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑: 蒙住金鱼的眼睛!
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom.Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold them!斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在
2011-11-15 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:历史不新鲜
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work, and he replied:"no, I am teaching History."一位历史老师和他的妻子吃饭。妻子问到工作上有什么新鲜事。丈夫回答
2011-11-15 编辑：Jasmine
[开心一笑] 开心一笑:钥匙还是接吻? Keys or Kiss?
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various mem
2011-11-14 编辑：jasmine