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讲述者 B: 我以前还觉得我从没被甩过。对，然后我们相互研究了一下，然后才发现其实每次都是我们被甩。
Female Narrator B: I used to think that I had never been dumped. Yeah, then we started comparing notes. Then we realized we’ve been dumped by every man we’ve ever been with.
Female Narrator C: Every one.
Female Narrator B: Yeah.
Female Narrator C: But they do it so skillfully.
Female Narrator B：Mm-H.
Female Narrator C: They just so sneakly that you think it was your idea.
Female Narrator B：Yeah. You’re sitting back and you’re like: oh, yrah, this is my idea. But wait a second, why am I alone?
Female Narrator C: Why am I unhappy? Why have I gained 20 pounds? They Jedi mind-trick you.
Female Narrator B: Yes, they do.
Female Narrator C: So they do a soft pass.
Female Narrator B: Yeah. They got little lines they like to tell you.
Female Narrator C: Like, “I don’t wanna stand in your way.”
Female Narrator B: Or, “You are so perfect, it’s just I have to work on myself.”
Female Narrator C: Right. “I’m just thinking of your happiness.”
Female Narrator B: Oh, “I don’t deserve you.” That’s my favorite one.
Female Narrator C: You know the other one I like? “I am so jealous of the guy who gets to marry you. Well, that could have been you.”
Female Narrator B: Yeah.
Female Narrator C: That’s what I was leaving towards.
Female Narrator B: Yeah. And the second you hear that run to the store, get yourself some ribs and some ice cream because you have been dumped.
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