Am I late?
Just an hour, but, you know.
All right.
Hey, you, eleven? Why don't we, eh, why don't we make it 10:30?
Ah, Sam, promise I'll never have to see him again.
Guys, come on, I wanna get a picture of Sophie with the Godparents.
Cheese.
Yes, this is she.
Did Ellison and Peter speak to you about who would take care of Sophie in the unlikely event that they should both die?
No.
Well, they named you.
I'm sorry!
They picked us together?
Believe me, I tried to advice them against it, but there are options...
We have Peter's father.
I think she looks just like you.
Oh, Sophie (OK ,OK), no no no no.
Go to Sue.
Still breathing.
Are we supposed to live in this house together?
We are part of the plan.
Some sis says, Am, Mister, you can forget the condom.
Are you OK?
When I say no and I still end up with the kid.
We need to figure out a schedule.
That's my night off.
You need to be happy to get rid of your old life, because your old life sucked.
My life was great. Every time ...
To do what? Beg more?
They loved Sophie more than anything in the entire world, and out of everyone at last they picked us.
She's making the poop face.
What do you mean she's making the poop face.
Oh, God, she's gonna poop on the tub. Hurry up, hurry up, she's gonna poop on me.
OK
Oh, no no no no.
Come on now, that's my hat.
Is that wine treatment?
Mmm.
I think you guys make a really cute couple.
She said the same thing about Tyler Swift and that twilight kid.
Hurry, she's gonna walk.
Stall her.
How do I stall her?
Try to stall her.
I'm coming.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What did you do?
You told me to stall her so I just gave her a little shove.
I finally figured out why Peter and Ellison picked us, and it's not
because we knew them best. Because you and me together, Sophie, somehow,
we are a family.
That's like slum bug ruin on it.
Get it off the clothes.
I gotta go.
No, spare my eyes.
Hey.
Hey, great surprise.
What?
Sweetie, you have poop on your face.