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英文幽默:Chicken Soup 鸡汤

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Chicken Soup 鸡汤

Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it. That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe. The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital. He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"


Joe在住院,一天午餐时间,他看了看自己的饭菜,说:“我不喜欢鸡汤,拿点别的给我吧。”医院的护工说:“鸡汤对您的身体有好处,医生说您得喝这个。” 无论如何,Joe还是不肯喝。那天晚上,和Joe同房间的一个病人得了严重的胃病,于是护士过来给他灌肠。可是他们搞错了,给Joe做了灌肠。第二个礼拜,Joe出院时,新住进来的病人问他觉得医院怎么样。Joe告诉他:“这个医院本身是很好的,但是他们对伙食真的很严格,如果他们让你喝鸡汤,你最好喝了它,不然他们会半夜过来硬是从你后面塞进去!”

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shove [ʃʌv]

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n. 推,挤
v. 推挤,放置,撞

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strict [strikt]

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adj. 严格的,精确的,完全的

 

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