The art of toilet seats

Texas man turns toilet seats into works of art.

I’m Barney Smith, I live here now in Alamo Heights, Texas, and I have got a toilet seat art museum, I have got 857 toilet seats in here, I want you to see them, I want you to come and visit.

I got all 51 license plates and whenever a person comes in from a different state, they will find that license plate is on their plat. And I’ll take it down and lay it down and they will get to put their name on it and a dot * the city is from they are there and their state, I have a lot of the history here on this thing, I have got to Berlin Wall a pair and a place of bomb war from Auschwike, a rock and nail from Darkar and I have got all of my trips up to Leningrad, Russia. We were at on my own goal passion play in 1980 and I have got a lot of our trips.

They are all fabrics but I have got one especially and it’s hanging up \ over here with a bunch of blur communion cups on them, and the, my granddaughter printed out the point that was said by a little 12-year-old boy and a fifth grade and I,let's have got a artist pallet and I have got that point and they offered tubes and brushes and they paint around it. I was that little poor 12 year old boy in the fifth grade. That was a long time ago. If my teachers could just hear me now.

参考中文翻译：

我是Barney Smith，我现在住在得克萨斯的Alamo Heights，我建造了一个马桶盖艺术品博物馆，拥有857个马桶盖，我希望你们能欣赏到，我希望你们来参观。

我有51个护照板，如果一个人来自不同的国家，他们可以在这里发现他的护照样本。我会把这个护照板拿下来，他们可以把自己的名字，城市写在上面。关于这件事我有很多有趣的故事。我有关于柏林墙的一个梨，Auschwike的一场炸弹的战争，Darkar的岩石和指甲，关于我去俄国的Leningrad的旅行的所有的故事。1980年的时候我的目标就是充满激情的玩，我进行了很多旅行。

这些都是编织品，但是我又一个很特别的，就挂在那里，用一个杯子罩着。我的孙女画出了一个五年级的12岁的小男孩说的话。我说，让我们做一个艺术家的托盘，他们采纳了我的建议，提供了管子和刷子，在周围涂上颜色。我就是那个上五年级的12岁的男孩子。那是很久很久以前了。希望我的老师现在能听到我的话。