Illinois
It’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (Chicago).
带法国波特尔犬去歌剧院非法
Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.
π值是4而不是3.1415 (=_,=|||)
Iowa
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
单手弹钢琴者必须免费演出。(如果是残疾人,可以视作歧视吗?)
Kansas
It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).
朝穿条纹西装的人扔小刀是非法的(难道朝其他人飞刀不犯法?)
Kentucky
Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.
每位公民每年必须洗一次澡
Nebraska
Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
酒吧不能卖酒除非他们同时又煮了一桶汤。
Nevada
It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.
留小胡子的男人不能亲吻妇女。
New Jersey
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
在渔汛期男人不可以织网(?)
New Mexico
Females may not appear unshaven in public.
女性不可以未修面就出现在公共场合。
New York
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.
步入电梯,你不能和人说话,必须交叠双手、直视门口。(原来那么多人都违法了)