Step 5: The pragmatic approach
第五招：一劳永逸式

If all else fails, initiate a massive argument before you go to sleep, so your partner won't want to be anywhere near you. Have some flowers and croissants ready to make up in the morning, and prepare for 8 hours of dreamless, pain-free shut-eye… on the sofa.
如果以上所有方式都失败了，那就在睡觉之前挑起争吵，这样你的爱人就会不让你和她一起睡。准备好明早的鲜花和羊角面包，你就可以准备8小时深度睡眠了，不过，是在沙发上。