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Divorce Photo Album 离婚相册

Italian photographer Gianni Fasolini heard that the divorce rate is going up and got a brilliant idea. "People celebrate a marriage as a milestone in their lives, but a divorce is an important event too," he explained. "so I started to offer photo sessions for freshly divorced couples – them smiling or shaking hands or in some cases even kissing.

意大利摄影师Gianni Fasolini听说离婚率持续走高便突发奇想,发明了这个离婚相册。他解释说,“人们认为结婚是人生的一个里程碑,所以值得纪念。离婚又何尝不值得纪念呢?我为刚刚离婚的夫妇拍摄离婚照,他们有的微笑,有的握手,还有的接吻呢。”

离婚唱片 Divorce Music Album

During divorce everyone feels a little depressed. That's why hearing a CD with the greatest divorce music may be a good option. It combines music from all genres and eras into one package. I recommend giving it to anyone who is facing separation/divorce/ or a break-up.

离婚的人总会觉得有点难过,所以听一张囊括了各个时期各个种类音乐的离婚唱片是个不错的选择。我建议,无论是分手、分居还是离婚的人,最好人手一张。

苹果离婚软件 Divorce iPhone App

If your marriage is feeling the strain, you may wish to take a look at the Divorce? The app, written by one of the UK's leading family lawyers, doesn't encourage divorce,but if you're a bit further along in that process, the app is a pocket-sized guide that lays out lots of the information you might find useful and that you can discreetly take with you for some quite reading. Available from the app store now.

如果你想离婚,你知道该怎么离吗?一款由英国顶尖的家庭律师编写的软件告诉你怎么做。这款软件并非是要鼓励离婚,只不过,当你有了这款软件在手,你就等于拥有了一本离婚指南,方便你认真研读。这款软件现已上市,各大软件商店有售。

离婚求生包 Divorce Survival Kit

Give the man who's going through a divorce a little moral support with this Divorce Survival Kit for Him. The kit includes: A Nudie Book - for those lonely nights ahead; Spanish Fly Pill - if he ever gets another date; Legal Fee Voucher - free consultation with Wee, Fukkem, and Howe Law Firm; Toothbrush - to brush the bad taste in his mouth.

离了婚的男人有时需要一些精神支柱,那就送他一个离婚求生包吧,里面含有美女写真(陪伴他度过漫漫长夜),壮阳药(他可以在下次约会时使用),法律咨询优惠券(可以在各大知名律师行享受优惠服务),牙刷(刷掉他那一口恶臭)。

厨房用具 Kitchen Utensil

Not only functional, but also therapeutic, "The Ex" Knife Set and Holder is a five-piece knife set plus holder that makes for the perfect gift. Constructed with heavy-gauge durable stainless steel, each knife offers a razor-sharp precision, ergonomically designed for comfortable handle.

这件礼物不仅实用,而且还有心理治疗的功效。“前任”刀架组包含了五把刀和一个刀架,采用不锈钢制造,锋利无比,刀把采用人体工程学设计,手感舒适实乃送礼之佳品。

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