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开心一笑:成功的钥匙
成功的钥匙就是浴室门的钥匙,我在那里可以进行最好的思考。2011-09-27 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:狡猾的兔子
It's not worth it,Roy!Let's just give him our noses and let him go.这样不值得,Roy,我们把鼻子给他,让他走吧!2011-09-26 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:吝啬鬼请客
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When th...2011-09-26 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:发脾气的连锁反应
每当你发脾气的时候,你的体温就会上什,空调就要加大功率工作,能源费用上涨,利润下降,最终你的股票贬值。2011-09-23 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:谁最懒? Who Is the Laziest?
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?父亲:哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒2011-09-23 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:我真正的名字
我的孩子叫我“妈咪”,丈夫叫我“宝贝儿”,我的父母叫我“甜心”,我的上司叫我“嘿”。根据维基百科,我真正的名字叫布伦达。2011-09-22 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒菌
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom. 年少的童子军:我怎2011-09-22 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:实质性的纠正
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.Walter: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.老 师:沃尔特,你为什么不洗脸?我2011-09-21 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:惯用方法
我的老板让我到镇外出差一个星期,这是老板们想要摆脱某人一个星期的惯用方法。2011-09-21 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:当场擒获小偷
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I jus...2011-09-20 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:吃什么,你就是什么
伏地魔说:吃什么,你就是什么。2011-09-20 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:一块还是两块?
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.顾客:服务员,我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?服务员:先生,请稍候,我去把它切成两块。2011-09-19 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:减肥专用铃声
我正在节食,你能不能给我弄一个铃声,响起来就象在有人在告诉我“你(身材)看起来真棒。”2011-09-19 编辑:beck 标签:
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双语笑话:打猎秘籍
Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. "Easy," say...2011-09-16 编辑:beck 标签:
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开心一笑:期待机遇来敲门
Opportunity paged me, beeped me, linked me, e-mailed me, faxed me, and spammed me. But I was expecting it to knock!机遇曾招呼我,它嘟嘟地叫我,联系我,给我发邮件和发传真,还发给我垃圾邮件。而我却一直2011-09-16 编辑:beck 标签:
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