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我教老师 I Taught the Teacher
Mother asked her little boy:"Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?""Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."母亲问她年2012-01-09 编辑：Jasmine 标签：
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开心一笑:一切都很正常
Things Have Been Okay[qh]一切都正常[qh]A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked.[qh]一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑
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开心一笑:勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.[qh]一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树[qh]Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it
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开心一笑:谁在打架? Who was fighting?
Who was fighting?谁在打架？Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?Freddie: Me and J
2012-01-04 编辑：Jasmine 标签： 开心一笑
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孩子妈:再多买10个沙发, 我们就发家了!
Father: "I found $3.29 under the sofa cushions this week. If we get 10 more sofas, we can par for a year of college!"wife & children: ……爸爸：这周我在沙发下面找到3.29美元。如果我们再买十个沙发，我们
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女孩的名字 A Girl's Name
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I expl
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开心一笑:不是我的错 It's not my fault
Daughter: It's not my fault MotherMother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.女儿：不
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开心一笑:圣诞老人才是最后的赢家!
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill
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开心一笑:关于放屁的问题
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I&
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开心一笑:难兄难弟 The Two Men
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in h
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开心一笑:我，你，她 I, You & She
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (the -
开心一笑: 蒙住金鱼的眼睛!
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom.Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold them!斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在2011-11-15 编辑：Jasmine 标签： 开心一笑
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开心一笑:历史不新鲜
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work, and he replied:"no, I am teaching History."一位历史老师和他的妻子吃饭。妻子问到工作上有什么新鲜事。丈夫回答2011-11-15 编辑：Jasmine 标签： 开心一笑
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开心一笑:钥匙还是接吻? Keys or Kiss?
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various mem -
开心一笑:时间对猪的意义
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer i
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