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Hello and welcome to a very weird episode of MTV cribs. I'm your guest host of the night Dewalieba.
大家好 欢迎收看MTV婴儿床的怪异节目 我是今晚的嘉宾主持杜瓦里巴
You know that song your kid listened to like 5 000 times or trying to perfect a dance on Ticktock. That was me.
你知道那首能让小孩听5000遍的歌吗 或者如果你想在抖音上跳一场完美的舞 没错 那就是我
You're welcome and I'm sorry. Jimmy and I actually just switched jobs for the night.
不客气加抱歉 我和吉米今晚换班
Right now, I'm here and he's performing for thousands of people at a dance hall in Berlin in a very tight tank top.
现在 我在这里 而他则穿着背心在柏林的一个舞厅为成千上万的人表演跳舞
The last time I saw Jimmy it was after I broke into his house in the middle of the night.
上次见到吉米是那次我半夜闯入他家
I teamed up with his wife Molly, got a bunch of lights, a smoke machine and I did this.
我和他的妻子莫莉合作 拿了一堆灯、一个烟雾机 然后我干了这事儿
There's nothing sexier than a grown man wearing a mouth guard. And I thought I had the last laugh.
没有什么比一个戴着护嘴罩的成年人更性感了 我以为是我笑到了最后
Until tonight, when Jimmy tricked me into hosting a show from a creepy empty house. Good one, Jim.
直到今晚 吉米骗我在一个乌七八黑的空房子里主持一个节目 真是好样的 小吉
But all kidding aside. I'm really excited to do this.
不过说真的 做这个我真的很兴奋
It's a totally new experience for me and I've never done a monologue or interview celebrities.
这对我来说是一种全新的体验 我从来没有做过独白或者采访名人
But before this year i'd also never gone to whole foods in a hazmat suit. So let's give it a shot.
不过在今年之前 我也从未穿着防护服去全食超市 所以无论啥都得去尝试
I'll tell you a little bit about myself. Since everyone asks. Yes, Dua Lipa is my real name.
我来介绍一下我自己 因为问的人太多了 没错 杜阿·利帕是我的真名
And you can probably guess where I went to school based on my accent Hogwarts. House Gryffindor, obviously.
你可以根据我的口音猜出我上的是哪所学校——霍格沃茨 家里蹲 是的
I've won two grammys and have 17 tattoos. That's true. I'll show you a few.
我获得过两次格莱美奖 有17个纹身 这是真的 我给你们展示几个先
I have this rose which is a plant that grows outside. Remember outside?
这是玫瑰 一种生长在外面的植物 还记得外面是啥样吗
I also have a tattoo that says THIS MEANS NOTHING, which means something. I just can't remember.
还有一个纹身 上面写着“THIS MEANS NOTHING(没有意义)” 不过它是有意义的 只不过我忘了
And this one says "future nostalgia", which is the name of my new album. Lots of artists do this actually.
这个写的是“future nostalgia(重塑未来)” 这是我的新专辑的名字 很多艺术家都会这么做
That's why Bruce Springsteen has a born in the USA tramp stamp.
这也是为什么布鲁斯·斯普林斯汀会有一张生于美国的流浪汉邮票
And finally, I got this one during quarantine. I think we're all looking for guidance right now.
最后 我在隔离期间纹了这个 我想我们现在都需要指引
So I got a tattoo of my greatest inspiration "my hero, the reason I do everything".
所以我受到激发纹了一个纹身“my hero, the reason I do everything(我的英雄，我为你而生)”
Guillermo, do you like it?
吉列尔莫 喜欢不
Wow, I love it.
哇哦 我很爱
I was hoping you'd say that.
是我想要的答案
Look, Dua Lipa, since you got a tattoo of me. I have a surprise for you, okay?
听着 杜阿·利帕 因为你纹了我的纹身 所以我也为你准备了惊喜 好吧
Okay.
好的
Okay, I bought one of those bodysuits from your physical video.
我从你的physical视频里买了一件紧身衣
No.
不
Yes, look.
是的 看
Come on. Let's see it.
好的宝贝 给我看
Hold on.
别着急
Oh, my goodness. Wow. That's very slimming on you.
哦 天哪 哇哦 你穿上竟然神奇般地显瘦
Thank you. I love you.
谢谢 我爱你
I love you.
我也爱你
You know, it's an odd time to have an upbeat disco record out.
你知道 这个时候(新冠期间)播放欢快的迪斯科唱片似乎不合时宜
But I wanted to put out something positive into the world and people seem to be responding to it.
但是我想向世界展示一些积极的东西 大家看着也开心
Future Nostalgia has more than two billion streams, which means I'm almost as popular as that Baby Shark song.
《未来怀旧》有超过20亿的流量 这说明它和我那首《小鲨鱼》一样受欢迎
Thanks to me. Millions of people have spent the quarantine twerking in their dining rooms.
感谢我吧 数百万人隔离期间能够在餐厅里跳上电臀舞
And many of you have also been doing some very creative things with my music on Tiktok.
你们中的很多人也用我的歌在抖音上发了一些非常有创意的视频
It's called the "Dua Lipa Challenge". And it goes like this.
被称为“杜阿利帕挑战” 它是这样的
They say you haven't arrived as an artist until your music's been used to polish a bald man's head.
他们说如果你的音乐不能被用来擦亮一个光头 那么你不是一个合格的艺术家
Sometimes people work costumes into them.
还有穿上戏服的
I guess Dua Lipa does kind of sound like the name of a star wars villain, even celebrities have gotten involved.
我想大概是因为杜阿·利帕这个名字听起来确实有点像《星球大战》里面的反派 甚至还有名人参与进来
Now, I got very excited when I saw that. But then I found out that's not actually Bruce Willis.
我刚看到这个的时候非常兴奋 然鹅后来我发现他并不是真的布鲁斯·威利斯
It's a bruce willis impersonator, the disappointment of 2020 continues.
只是布鲁斯·威利斯的一个模仿者 2020年的失望还在继续~
