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Jason: You ok?
Maggie: Oh I'm fine, it's just a house.
Jason: Yea, it's just a house that you lived in for the first 18 years of your life, house that you haven' even seen since your dad died.
Maggie: Like I said, it's just a house. Oh my God its daddy's chair.
Jason: That's the very one he was sitting in when I told him we were getting married.
Maggie: He got so mad.
Jason: Oh yea, guess he never did get that fixed.
Mike: Ok come here.
Carol: And look, this is where we use to play cowboys and Indians, I was the Indian maiden beautiful yet entirely self reliant.
Ben: Yea, I still remember your Indian name 'abandon by tribe'.
Carol: Thanks for reminding us 'sleeps with the doll' .
Mike: This is how I remember granps, with the twinkling eyes and the corky grin.
Jason: Vain, smug, self-satisfied, I miss him .
Mike: Aw I love this house .
Chrissie: Me too, makes me feel like a kid again .
Jason: Well don't you guys get to attached remember we were here to help grandma fix this house up so she can sell it .
Chrissie: But why does grandma have to move?
Maggie: Florida is warmer besides this house is too big for one person.
Ben: Carol could come live with grandma.
Mike: Ben grandma just lost her husband hasn't she being through enough.
Jason: By the way where is grandma?
Carol: Didn't she come in?
Maggie: Mom, are you coming in?
Grandma: I should have stayed in Akron with your aunt Louise she didn't ask me to make tough decisions.
Maggie: Come on mom, I know you haven't been here since the funeral but we need you to help sort thing out.
Grandma: I almost spent see you father through the door. Just so many ghost here.
Chrissy: Ghost?
Maggie: Honey it's just a figure of speech.
Jason: There is no such things as ghost.
Grandpa: A lot you know shrink man.
Grandpa: Oh Katie my girl you look even more lovely than I remember, but I just got one thing to say, you lose you god inpicken mind, I mean I heard there was trouble here but selling our house and then some 40 odd years of memory, I'm talking to a woman who is grinding instant coffee.
Maggie: Ok everybody listen up, tonight grandma Kate sleeps in her room, your dad and I have the guest room and the rest of you sleeps down here.
Ben: Here? You expect 6 people to share a fold up couch.
Luke: Hey hey, the floors find with me it's like camping out only it's in.
Grandpa: Who is the tall head here? Well could somebody at least tell me his name.
Carol: I agree with Luke.
Grandpa: Thank you very much.
Carol: I could sleep anywhere as long as it's not in smelling distance from Ben's feet.
Mike: Oh I guess Carol is sleeping outside.
Grandma: Someone is welcome to sleep in that big bed with me, even you Ben nothing could be worst than your grandfather's feet.
Grandpa: Hey I was a cop walking an 8 hour bet what do you except, rose petals.
Maggie: Thanks for the offer mom but you need some privacy this is your house.
Jason: I have a list of repair we have to do before we can sell this house.
Grandpa: Who died and put you in charge, oh I guess I did. For this you called me out of a golf game with James Mansfield and Scoraties.
Kate: You know why don't I fix lunch for everybody.
Carol: The human granola bar is cooking lunch, I better take over.
Luke: Carol's cooking lunch, come on Chrissie let's go call for pizza.
Grandma: Benny you want to earn a couple of dollars helping your old grandma carry some boxes?
Ben: Sure, but if course I'd rather carry them for free.
Kate: Carol is such a nice person, she comes into the kitchen says I'm a guest and she refused to let me cook lunch.
Mike: Well it's times like this when I love her to.
Jason: Alright Mike I could use your help cleaning out those rain gutters.
Mike: Oh ah, sure dad.
Kate: Oh Mike are you ok?
Jason: What happened?
Mike: It's my ankle I twisted it, I don't know if I could handle those gutters dad.
Jason: Really? Isn't that convenient.
Grandpa: Oh you cold hearted quack.
Kate: Doctor Sever your son is hurt.
Mike: No no no, it's nothing that I can't walk of, let me at that ladder.
Jason: Oh alright, maybe I was hasty Mike maybe Kate should take you to get that x-ray.
Mike: Well alright if you say so.
Jason: Just that you pull so many scams in the past I, I'm sorry.
Mike: Ok.
Grandpa: Why you little scam.
Kate: What are you doing?
Mike: I am getting us a day of sightseeing in Boston.
Kate: You're not hurt?
Mike: Well if I was do you think I could do this.
Grandpa: I taught him that.
Kate: Mike Sever you scared me half to death.
Mike: I know, I know Kate but I had to, I mean I couldn't put of this lame scam all by myself.
Kate: Oh so you made me your Patsy.
Mike: Well no technically dad was the pasty and you were my stooge.
Kate: When are you going to grow up?
Grandpa: Women.
Jason: Hi I though you were going to the emergency room.
Mike: Dad look I don't care how bad the pain is I'm going to help you with those gutters.
Jason: Oh I see Kate didn't want to go sightseeing.
Ben: Gosh this box is heavy.
Grandma: Here Ben, don't tell your mother.
Maggie: Mom I'm standing right here.
Grandma: Big mouth.
Maggie: Mom you are on a fixed income you can't keep giving your money away to an extortionist.
Grandma: I didn't know Ben was double-jointed.
Maggie: Let's get to it, only so much will fit in your condo.
Grandma: Oh I'm awful at this I never know to save and what to throw away.
Maggie: Well here's you can throw away, your old fashion juicer.
Grandma: Oh no, I'm going to Florida I'll need that.
Maggie: Well mom you've got an electric juicer downstairs.
Grandma: I never used that one.
Maggie: Why not?
Grandma: I hate orange juice.
grandpa: See what I put up with for 46 years .
Carol: I brought some boxes, aww the enchanted castle .
Grandpa: Oh what do you know my old WW2 pumpkin.
Carol: Grandpa and I use to play this game where I was the princess and grandpa was the gallant knight who has to slay the dragon with the horrible breath otherwise know as Mike.
Grandma: Oh look there's Jason.
Maggie: Jason how are the gutters coming?
Grandpa: Look if you fall try to land on your hair.
Jason: Alright Mike don't turn that water on until I've got a…
Grandpa: Boy look at that kid run.
Grandpa: Margaret, I'm sorry that I didn't take you on the fishing trip that I promise to. I know you can hear what I am talking to. But you see, I have long checklist things to my apologize for…
Grandpa: Well that's 2 done and ah 3163 to go.
Grandpa: Listen I got some apologies to make to you to, at that time at your wedding when I called you a bustering spinach for brains nincomepoop, I'm sorry no I'm not who wrote this?
Jason: I'm going to go knock that window screen back into place.
Mike: Oh look at all these letters that grandma saved from grandpa
Grandpa: Woman doesn't throw out anything.
Mike: What was that?
Maggie: Your father.
Mike: Oh wow this is incredible.
Grandpa: What, oh don't read that, that's private.
Mike: My dearest Katie.
Grandpa: Young people they never listen.
Maggie: Jason shouldn't we hire someone to make these repairs?
Jason: It wasn't my fault, I was swing the hammer I inhaled a moth.
Maggie: Mike go upstairs and get a bandage and antiseptic.
Jason: And Maalox.
Mike: Sure.
Maggie: Oh Jason, now that I have you alone I'm so worried about my mother she seems vague, indecisive, confused.
Jason: Totally out of touch with reality?
