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Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
喔，Lambchop。那只袜子有多旧了？如果我有只袜子在手上戴了三十年，它也会说话的。
Ross: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (Does so.)
好了，我认为有人该换尼古丁贴片了。
Monica: (entering) Hey. Where's Joey?
Joey在哪？
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
Joey吃了我最后一片口香糖，于是我杀了他。你认为这样做是错的吗？
Rachel: I think he's across the hall.
我想他在对面。
Monica: Thanks. (Goes to fetch him.)
谢了。
Ross: (finishing changing Chandler's nicotine patch) There you go.
好了。
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
噢，我又重拾快乐的生活了。
Ross: Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that PopTart?.. Pheebs?
嗨，Pheeb，你还想吃剩下的果饼吗？
Phoebe: Does anyone want the rest of this PopTart?
谁还想吃剩下的果饼？
Ross: Hey, I might!
嗨，我要。
Phoebe: Sorry. ..You know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb.
抱歉，知道吗，汽水公司那些笨蛋给了我七千美元当姆指的赔偿金。
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
开玩笑吧。噢我的天。
Phoebe: And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. ...What is up with the universe?!
在来的路上，我踩到了口香糖……，这世界到是怎么了？
