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But first, there's breaking news in the case of L.A. clippers owner Donald Sterling.
首先 这里有一条关于洛杉矶快船队的老板唐纳德·斯特林的大新闻
He has come under fire for his thoughts on the instagram-ability of—
他因为在instagram上分享了一些关于
I guess you would call it girlfriend and black person friendship.
我估计应该说是女朋友和黑人友谊的言辞而受到指责
Effective immediately, I am banning Mr. Sterling for life.
我们紧急决定终生禁止斯特林先生
Yes!
好
From any association with the clippers organization or the NBA.
参与与快船队及NBA有任何关联的活动
Wow. So much excitement out there.
哇哦 大家好激动啊
So much excitement out there from the entire world and even apparently the past.
所有人都好激动的样子 甚至以前的人也这么激动
It's good to see the distinction between free speech and consequence free speech.
我很高兴能看到言论自由与事后言论自由的区别
My guess is this is not the death Nell for this country's long and proud tradition of crazy talk.
但我想这并不是为这个国家漫长而骄傲的自由言论敲响的丧钟
If I were in charge—
如果这事儿该我管——
All I can say there is thank god that is a hypothetical.
我只能说 感谢上帝 幸好这只是个假设
They would know that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.
他们就会知道水刑只是我们给恐怖分子施洗的方式而已
Huh?
哈
That is Sarah Palin giving a speech
这段视频来自萨拉·帕林的演讲
where she is somehow conflating a sacrament of her faith with torture
她在演讲中把宗教仪式同折磨恐怖分子
in order to somehow bring the fear of god to religious extremists.
以把对上帝的敬畏传递给信教的恐怖分子混为一谈
I don't even—where is that speech even appropriate at an Al Qaeda recruitment how-to video workshop?
我不懂——这种演讲哪里适合基地组织招聘时的 怎样做视频研讨会
At the yearly gathering of the dummolos or maybe she's giving one of those famed huh talks.
哪里适合dumolos的年会 不过也许她只是在做著名的 哈演讲
They are like ted talks except they make no sense.
就跟ted演讲一样的 唯一的差别在于前者让人摸不着头脑
Well, so—ted talks.
嗯 那就当它是ted的演讲吧
So, what else did the former vice presidential candidate of one of two major national parties tell whoever it is she is talking to.
那么 来自美国两大政党之一的前副总统候选人还跟她的听众讲了些什么呢
Joe Biden, remember this he telling women
你们要记住这个 乔·拜登告诉一群妇女
before an assault just a fire warning shot until the cops show up.
面对袭击要开枪示警 等待警察到来
Just aim up in the air.
只能朝天放枪
That was his directive. His advice.
这就是他的命令 这就是他的建议
Well fine, Joe squirt gun, if your rapist is a bird.
好吧 乔小枪 如果你的目标是只鸟的话 你当然可以这么做
She seems nice.
她这话说轻了
So I see.
那我明白了
Well, the former Alaska governor with a clear and quite rye reference to the well known Greek Myth Leda and the Swan.
前任阿拉斯加州州长参考了著名的希腊神话里勒达和天鹅的故事
Zeus in the form of a swan forced himself on Leda daughter of Thestius, king of Aetolia
宙斯化成天鹅的样子 让勒达接受了他 勒达是西斯提亚的女儿 是埃托尼亚的王
leading to the birth of Helen of troy yada yada yada smash cut Christopher Columbus discovers America
他们生下了特洛伊的海伦 之后就是克里斯托弗·哥伦布发现了美洲
and thus the founding fathers create the greatest country god has ever given to the people of earth.
之后开国元勋们建立了这个世界最伟大的国家
Well played, governor, you do read, all of them.
演的不错啊 州长 这些书看来你都看完了
