Mike: Sure…Uh Kara, do you have any idea where we are?
Kara: Yes.
Mike: Well, would you like to share that information?
Kara: Why did it have to end this way?
Mike: What?
Kara: Mike have you ever held someone in your arms and felt eternal love wash over your soul?
Mike: Dozens of times.
Kara: You are cute….oh, ohw…
Mike: Are you ok? I will pull over. Look I'm sorry, most of this car is just jag and metal., let me see that. Oh gosh that is one nasty cut, we are going to have to get this wrapped. If it were bleeding….Kara, why isn't it bleeding?
Kara: It must not be very deep.
Mike: What are you kidding? This needs stitches. The cut is gone!
Kara: I told you.
Mike: All right all right, let me see the other hand.
Kara: Hey look! It's our favorite place.
Mike: Uh?
Kara: Don't you remember? We had our first date there.
Mike: Uh Kara, look, I have never been to this dinner in my entire life, and believe me, if I had ever one out with you I would remember. Boy, I'd remember.
Kara: I'll race you to the door.
Mike: Ok she's crazy, but she looks good. What am I talking about? This is what I have been waiting for.
Kara: It stopped raining.
Mike: There's horses here…uh wait a second I forgot my keys.
Kara: Here!
Mike: Oh thank you…
(Enters)
Mike: Oh wow, isn't Halloween great? I mean, everyone is having a costume party.
Abe: Later Mr. President, I got a customer.
President: Don't worry Abe; Let them find their own booth.
Abe: Booth, where?
President: Gotha!!!haha.
Kara: Let's go to our usual table.
Mike: Our usual table?
Babe: I hit 50 homeruns in an 8 fielder game.
Marilyn: Oh come on Babe, Yankee stadium is only 273 down the right field line.
Babe: Hey you know baseball.
Marilyn: Yes, and I also know fat.
Mike: Uh wow, you are a dead ringer for Marilyn Monroe.
Marilyn: Trick or treat.
Kara: Mr. President, they are at our table.
President: hey you two, you have been hogging that table for four score and seven years.
Laurel: Well there's another nice mess you got me into.
Hardy: (indistinctive)
Colonel Sanders: And Truman, you ought to see what I can do with red bean.
Truman: Promises, promises.

Mike: Uh Kara, look, I know I don't need to tell you this because I know that you already know, but I have never actually been here with you before.
Kara: You are right.
Mike: Oh come on Kara don't cry…I meant that I have been here with you before, lots of times. Hey, who's kidding who? I am a regular! Hey hey, give me my usual, hold the sprouts.
Kara: No, you are just a sweet dear boy who found a lonely soul on the side of the road trying to get home.
Mike: Look Kara, why don't you just give me your phone number and I will call your parents and tell them that you are fine.
Kara: It's 555-5406
Mike: Ok, fine. You just sit right here and relax, ok? Everything is going to be just fine.
Kara: I know it is, Frankie.
Truman: He seems like a nice young man.
Kara: Truman, be good. I'll go powder my nose, I'm going home Truman.
Home…

Mike: Thanks…Excuse me but have you seen the girl I came in with?
Abe: Yeah, whooooo
Mike: No,no,no, I mean she disappeared. See, I was on the phone with her mother, who by the way burst into tears and hung up on me. Does that say anything to you?
Abe: What's a phone?
Kara: I'm ready to go.
Mike: Good lord! How did you get here?
Kara: You drove me.
Mike: Hey look, I was on the phone with your mother ok? She started crying and told me that I was playing some sort of cruel joke on her, and then she hung up on me. What kind of trouble are you in?
Kara: Come, I'll show you the way.
Mike: To where?
Kara: To where I have been trying to go for 17 years.
Mike: Uh?
Man: ladies and gentlemen, now coming up soon for our youngsters up there, our little friend from Italy, Topo Shizo But first, right here on this stage, paradise dinner is proud to present Mr. Jimmy Hendrix and Liberachi. Jimmy, Li, get up here.
Liberachi: Now Jimmy, it's magic time.
Hendrix: Yeah, I'm with ya Li.
Kara: Let's go.

Mike: Hey, it looked like you floated to me.
Kara: We are almost there.
Mike: I don't see any houses.
Kara: Mike, stop the car.
Mike: Why?
Kara: Because I'm home, I'm finally home.
Mike: Kara, we are in the middle of nowhere.
Kara: Dance with me Frankie.
Mike: It's Mike, remember?
Kara: Please….
Mike: Uh Kara, you are loosing me here.
Kara: For one moment, that's all I ask. I know we promised to love only each other, but I release you from that promise.
Mike: Thanks.
Kara: I hope you find love, I hope you find happiness.
Mike: You know Kara; I just really hope that you are ok.
Kara: I miss you.
Mike: What do you mean?
Kara: I know you will find another love.
Mike: Look, Kara, I got an idea. What do you say we get back in the car, I'll drive you home and everything is going to be ok. All right, Come on…obviously you have been through a lot of shock today and you are a little confused.
Kara: Goodbye.
Mike: Hey wait, where are you going?
Kara: Home.
Mike: Home? Kara look, there are no houses up there. Come on, there are no houses for miles…Kara? Kara? Hey Kara, this isn't funny... Kara? Kara? Where are you? Hello?
(Story ends)

Maggie: Honey are you ok?
Mike: Yeah, you know it's just that the one thing that makes no sense whatsoever is…is…How you guys could be so gullible.
Maggie: What?
Jason: None of this happened?
Maggie: Mike you scared us to death.
Mike: Is there a better night for it?
Chrissy: Yeah, you would have made a great pilgrim.
Jason: You planned all this.
Mike: No I didn't, I just planned to come home and scare Ben. I mean I knew he would be here toilet papering the house.
Ben: I have had it. Everybody is accusing me of this, but there is not one scrap of evidence.
Maggie: How about your hundred pounds of 2-ply?
Ben: I'll go to my room.
Mike: You guys being here only made it better. Thank goodness for this storm.
Chrissy: Yeah yeah yeah.
Maggie: Hey the storm, its over.
Chrissy: So I can go?
Jason: Yeah, go on.
Chrissy: Let's go let's go let's go, let's go maties.
Maggie: Chrissy wait for me.
Jason: You didn't have me fooled for a second.
Mike: Oh come on dad, how could you sit there in damp shorts and tell me that?
Carol: Oh great, so everybody is happy now except good old Carol.
Jason: Yep.
Carol: Oh that better be that clown or else…Hello, I'm Carol, Lou-Ann's friend…this is my brother, my father…lets go.
Jason: Did I ever tell you about the Halloween night I had when I was about your age?
Mike: Yeah yeah yeah, with the yellow eyes?
Jason: No, they were orange eyes. But that's getting ahead of the story. It was a Halloween night, much like this…I was about your age..and…I don't have any candy…I got to give them fruit.
Mike: Oh come on dad, don't give them fruit…
Jason: What else do I have?
Mike: Give them some money.
Jason: Yeah, or I could give them one of my kidneys.
Larry: Hi, I'm Larry Leaky, Lou-Ann's friend. I m here to pick up..uhm….Carol Seaver.
Jason: You are her date?
Mike: Then who did she leave with?
Carol: I hope Lou-Ann didn't exaggerate too much about me. So what line of work are you in?
Death: Procurement.
Carol: Where are we going?
Everyone: Happy Halloween from growing pains.