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Here he is, America. Give it up for 77-year-old Chipps!
这位就是我们今天的嘉宾 大家把掌声送给77岁的奇普斯
I'm sorry. I got a phone call, like,
抱歉 我大概十分钟以前接到了一个电话
10 minutes ago from the magician's union.
是魔术师联盟打来的
And they told me I was the only magician not revealing my tricks,
他们说我是魔术师里面唯一一个没有解释我的技巧的
and somebody here's gonna be in the union checking me out.
他们中有人来了现场要来检查
I don't—I don't think this is fair.
我——我觉得这样不公平
I was gonna leave, but I—I wanted to get paid.
我本来想走 但是我——我想要钱
What I'm gonna do, first I'll do the trick,
接下来 我先表演 再解释技巧
then reveal it and get this over with so I can breathe again.
然后我就过关了
Here's the first one.
第一个
Wanna know how I did that?
想知道我怎么做到的吗
I had it in my hand.
我把它捏在手里了
You didn't see it in my hand 'cause I was talking to you.
你没看见是因为我在跟你们讲话
And I took it out of this bag.
我是从这个袋子里拿出来的
I ain't even wearing the hat.
这个帽子也不想戴了
This took about two and a half years.
我练这个花了两年半
First I'll do it, then explain it.
我先表演 再解释
I had it behind here, and I just flipped the damn thing back there.
我先把它藏在后面 然后把这玩意儿扔出去
This here was my mother's favorite.
下面这个是我妈妈最喜欢的
Sorry, Mom.
对不起 妈妈
Two cups in one.
其实有两个杯子
You grab it by the lip, you just pull the thing.
捏着杯沿 一拉
Let me show you. This took about three years to do.
这个花了三年
Plastic container, I crush it, then blow in it when I turned around.
塑料容器 先捏扁 然后转身的时候把它吹起来
You didn't see me blowing in it 'cause I had my back towards you.
你没看见我吹是因为背对着你们
Everybody's seen paper, ripping the paper.
大家都看见这张纸了 然后撕碎这张纸
You know, How do they do it? How do they do it? I'm gonna show you.
你想知道 他们是怎么做到的 他们是怎么做到的 我会展示给你看
First, you rip the paper.
首先 撕碎这张纸
All right, that's enough.
嗯 够了
You show everybody the paper.
给大家看
Put it in the envelope, put some DNA on it.
然后放到信封里 加上DNA
Fold it. Show everybody. Roll it up.
封口 给大家看 揉成一团
Throw it over here.
扔掉
Here's the trick.
技巧就是这个
Come on, man.
天啊
Now, I'm going to go underneath this here cape
接下来 我会躲进这个披风里
and show you how people—you know, how do you escape?
告诉你们 别人是怎么逃脱的
How do you escape like that?
怎么逃脱的呢
First off, do it. Then explain it.
先做 再解释
And I'm gonna talk underneath this to show you what I'm doing.
我会在这个披风里面告诉你们我在干嘛
All right. Let's see here.
好 看着
Well, first I'll do this.
首先 这样
Can you hear me? Yes!
听得见我说话吗 听得到
I'm gonna be shaking around a lot to make it look good, but I'm really not doing anything.
我会晃动身体让这个魔术看起来更有趣一点儿 但实际上我啥也没干
If the audience can give me a drumroll?
大家能给我一些节奏吗
Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢 谢谢大家
Folks, this is the greatest magician in history!
掌声送给史上最伟大的魔术师
