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I can't believe I let her talk me into this.
简直不敢相信他们成功说服了我这样出场
Telling me that it's gonna be easy. Come on.
还跟我说很简单 加油
I'm gonna need a lot more money for this here.
就为了这个 我要加钱
Yeah! Come on. Yeah. Yeah! Yeah.
好 加油 好 好 好
Give it up for Kelvin!
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Kelvin, come on down here, man.
凯尔文 到这边来
Let's go down here and talk for a little while.
我们来聊聊
Good job.
表演很棒啊
Let's sit down over here.
坐在这里
Kelvin, that was pretty impressive right there, man.
凯尔文 刚才那手给人的印象太深刻了
How old are you? Sixty.
你多大年纪 60
Same age as me. Ha ha ha!
跟我一样 哈 哈 哈
You know, I consider myself okay shape for 60.
我还以为我是60岁的人里面身材保持得算好的
You know, I'm holding my own. I look good in my clothes.
我很注意这方面 穿着衣服也很帅
You know, I ain't all that fly naked, but, you know, as long as I don't turn sideways...
我不参与“飞裸” 但是 只要我不侧身看你……
When you turn sideways, you're gonna throw yourself into something.
因为我一侧身 就是自取其辱
So, how big is that box?
那个箱子多大
It's 21 1/2 inches square, inside diameter. 21 inches. Yeah.
内直径是21.5英寸 21英寸 对
Have you always done this?
你经常这么做吗
Well, no, I started off in martial arts and yoga back in the '70s,
也没有 我70年代起开始练武术和瑜伽
and it's allowed me to be able to do different things physically,
之后就能用身体做到很多不同的事
and then I got involved in entertainment.
然后就把这当成娱乐了
So, I used my flexibility and took it to a different level, like circus-type art.
我利用身体的柔软度进入了另一个行业 马戏团
You married?
你结婚了吗
No, I used to be married. I was married twice.
没有 但结过婚 两次
Married twice.
两次啊
Yeah. I got grandkids and grown, adult children.
对 我的孩子已经成年了 孙子也有了
Oh, so you're single. Yeah. Yeah.
所以你现在是单身 对
Well, if you can't climb in a box...
如果你不知道怎么爬进箱子……
'cause he gonna be at the house tricking.
因为他会在家里变戏法
You got to be able to do some things, you work with a man that can come out a box.
那你就得会点儿别的东西 因为跟你在一起的这个人会从箱子里爬出来
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
喔 喔 喔
Yeah, you got to at least be able to climb out a toilet without hurting yourself. Something.
至少你得学会在不受伤的情况下从厕所里爬出来 之类的
You got to be the most flexible 60-year-old martial-art granddaddy.
你一定是60岁爷爷里最灵活的人了 而且还会武术
What else do you do?
还有什么吗
I got my vices.
还有缺点
Once every few months, I might have some Haagen-Dazs and watch TV.
每隔几个月 我会坐在沙发里吃哈根达斯一次
You don't have ice cream but once every few months? Yeah.
你几个月只吃一次冰淇淋 是的
That's it.
对
Man, you know, I try to stay in shape. Right.
我也尽力保持身材 对
I work out five days a week. I try to. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
一周锻炼五次 我尽力了 是的
But I got to have—I work out for my cheat day.
但我——但都是在骗自己
Well, the thing is, if I can do what I'm doing at the age that I am,
事实上 如果我能做到在我这个年纪理论上可以做到的事
I could train people to be possibly the very best that they could be.
我也可以训练别人让他们成为能成为的最好的自己
Give yourself a chance. You'd be surprised what you can do. Yeah.
给自己一个机会 你会被你的能力震惊 嗯
I think it's time we just get to it.
我觉得是时候开始了
You all want to see some more moves?
想接着看表演吗
Well, Kelvin, go do your thing, man.
凯尔文 继续你的表演
Folks, give it up for Kelvin!
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