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Hasan, thanks for joining us. We're so happy you're here.
欢迎你哈桑。见到你非常高兴。
Here is the thing, if nothing else, you got to feel bad for the congressman's father.
别的不讲，你对于这位加州议员父亲的做法应该嗤之以鼻吧。
No. I don't feel bad for his father.
不会，我不这么认为。
And I don't feel bad for the taxpayers.
不仅如此，我更不会对纳税人感到反感。
Do you know who I feel bad for? No. The interns. What?
你知道我对谁生气？不知道。实习生。什么？
Yeah, they were living the good life, John.
是的，他们的生活太美好了，约翰。
And now there's no more Roman candles out of cupcake boobs.
“胸点”再也不会出现呲花了。
What do they have left?
他们为我们剩下了什么？
So he doesn't take interns to concerts anymore, they still get college credit, resume boost,
他不再带实习生去听音乐会了，但大学学分还会有，简历又多了精彩一笔，
the typical nerdy aspirations that got them in congressional. Boring...Oh for god's sake.
在议会学到的一些愚蠢的启发，太无聊了。老天。
Who wants that after you felt the thrill of the schocker!
经历了这么精彩的事情，谁还会关注那些！
I don't, pretty sure that's not the schocker. Or, well, okay. Okay.
我不这么认为，我确定这不像你说的那么精彩。好，好吧，好吧。
Point is, I understand. Can, can I ever say, I, oh, okay.
重点是，我明白，我能说，哦我知道了。
Can't those interns just transfer, doing another congressional office? Wouldn't that?
这些实习生能否换个地方，去其它国会办公地点工作？会吗？
Yeah, that's gonna look great on Instagram, John.
恩，这些东西放在Instagram上绝对好看。
Here I'm with representative Sensenbrenner while he reads the bill I just photocopied for him.
看，这是我与议会代表森森布伦纳的合照，他读的正是我给他复印的议案。
Do you know how many likes that's gonna get? No.
你知道这得获得多少个赞吗？不知道。
Zero. No kid deserves zero likes.
零个。孩子们不应该受到如此对待。
You know, Hasan, I really think they'll be fine.
听我说哈桑，我真的认为他们应该不会受太大影响。
They will, they will be fine.
是的，他们没事。
Because you can make a real difference in the life of a former Aaron Schock intern.
因为你真的可以改变前斯考克实习生的人生。
I started a TripStarter campaign to send the interns to all the excursions
我曾经发起了一个旅行计划，让实习生前往他们
they would have gotten to go on if Schock hadn't resigned.
希望去的地方，在那里进行远足，如果当时斯考克没有退休的话，我们就实现了。
I'm talking about Coachella,
我现在说的是科切拉音乐节，
I'm talking about spring break in Cancun
说的是春游去坎昆，
and I'm talking about that Harry Potter theme park at Universal Studios.
说的是环球影城的哈利·波特主题公园。
Dude, dude. Yeah. Let me tell you something, that's like you're at Hogwarts.
朋友，朋友，听我说，我感觉你到了霍格华兹。
It is unbelievable. It is, it is. It is!
这难以置信。就是，这里就是！
Even when it's hot out and they're still wearing the sweaters. Unbelievable.
即使外面炎热似火，人们还依旧穿着毛衣，太难以置信了。
I mean, but now these poor interns will be forced to live as muggles.
我是说，如今的这些实习生不得不像“麻瓜”一样生活。
Muggles? Yeah. Unless you chip in.
麻瓜？对的，除非你选择出钱。
John, for a one time donation of just $156,000. Wow.
约翰，你只要一次性捐助15.6万美元，喔。
You can help a dying kid's wish come true.
你就会帮助一个即将逝去的孩子完成心愿。
They're not dying. They're just...
他们没死。他们只是
Aren't we all, John?
我们不是吗？
I mean technically aren't we all? I guess so.
我是说，从本质来说是不是这样呢？也对。
I mean you faster than most. All right, thank you.
我是说你比别人可能走得快点，好了谢谢。
