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A lot of children you know, a lot of kids want to be NBA players when they grow up
很多的小孩长大后都想成为NBA球员
but let's not kid ourselves, that probably isn't gonna happen for most of them
但我们还是别想了，他们大多数人都无法实现那个梦想
It's important to be honest with kids
对小孩诚实是很重要的
but it's even more important that they are honest with us and that is where Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective goes to work
但更重要的是小孩能对我们诚实，这就是吉米·鸡毛测谎仪派上用场的地方
Hi, there, how are you doing? Nice to meet you
嗨，最近怎么样？很高兴见到你
That's the truth fairy. Hi. Go ahead and have a seat right there
那位是实话仙女。你好。朝前走，然后在那边坐下吧
How are you? Good. Do you having a fun day? Yeah. Yeah
你好吗？很好。今天过得有趣吗？嗯。嗯
I'm officer Jimmy. It's very nice to meet you. Have you ever met a police officer before? Yeah
我是吉米警官，很高兴见到你，你见过警察吗？嗯
Have you ever taken a lie detector test before? You have. Okay, good. Then you're gonna be an old hand at this
你测过慌吗？你有。好的，很好，那你在这方面肯定是老手
So, um, the truth fair is gonna go ahead and put these things on your fingers
然后，呃，实话仙女接下来会把这些东西夹在你的手指上
He's gonna hook you up. Now we're gonna put this helmet on you.
他要把你连到机器上。现在我们要把这个头盔戴在你头上。
Have you ever worn a helmet before? Like an Iron Man, right? Yeah
你戴过头盔吗？就像钢铁侠，对吧？对
And I'm gonna ask you some questions and all you have to do is tell me the truth, okay? Yeah
然后我会问你一些问题，你所要做的就是诚实回答，好吗？好
Do you know what the truth is? Yeah. Okay, perfect then
你知道什么是实话吗？嗯。好的，那太好了
What is your name? Aaron. Aaron. How old are you? Four
你叫什么名字？艾伦。艾伦。你几岁啦？四岁
Do you go to school? Yeah. Okay. Do you like school? Yeah
你上学了吗？上了。好的，你喜欢上学吗？喜欢
Do you have a girlfriend? Yeah. Who? What is her name? Mia. Mia
你有女朋友吗？有。是谁啊？她叫什么名字？米娅。米娅
How old is Mia? Um, she's four too. She's four too
米娅几岁啦？呃，她也四岁。她也四岁
Have you ever kissed Mia? Yeah. You have. Did you kiss her on the lips? Okay
你亲过米娅吗？亲过。你亲过。你是亲了她的嘴吗？好的
Um, do you think you might marry Mia? You do
呃，你觉得你会娶米娅吗？你觉得会
Is Mia a monkey? She's a girl. She's a girl. A human girl? Okay
米娅是猴子吗？她是女孩子。她是女孩子。人类女孩吗？好的
Have you ever been to space? Okay, I'm gonna ask that again. Have you ever been in to space? Yeah
你去过太空吗？好吧，我再问你一遍，你去过太空吗？去过
Okay, the machine is saying no. When did you go to space? Uh, for five days. For five days?
好的，测谎仪说你没去过。你是什么时候去的？呃，去了五天。去了五天
And where did you go? To the moon? Yeah
你去了哪？月球吗？对啊
Uh-huh, and did you have fun on the moon? Yeah
啊哈，你在月球上玩得开心吗？开心
What kind of things did you do on the moon? Uh, play there. Well, that's very interesting. very interesting
你在月球上做了什么啊？呃，玩耍。好吧，这就奇了。奇得很
Uh, will you go to the moon again soon? Yeah. Okay
呃，你很快还会再去月球吗？会。好吧
Um, do you have any pets at home? Yeah, I did
嗯，你家养了宠物吗？养了
What do you have? A sheep and a hippo
你养了啥？绵羊和河马
You have a sheep and a hippo? Yeah. Someone crazy here! Is this a real hippo? Yeah
你养了绵羊和河马？对啊。一定是有人疯了。是真的河马吗？是啊
Is this a stuffed hippo? Uh, no, it's pretend. It's a pretend hippo, okay
是河马公仔吗？呃，不是，是个假河马。是个假河马，好的
Do you ever pick your nose? No. Uh, yes, I did. You did. Yeah. Sometimes, right? Yeah
你挖过鼻孔吗？没有。呃，有，我挖过。挖过啊，有时会，对吧？是的
And then do you ever eat it? No. Uh, yes, I did. Yes, you did. Okay, good, alright
然后你会吃掉鼻屎吗？不会。呃，我会。就说嘛，你会吃。好的，很好，好了
Well, thank you very much Aaron! I appreciate your time
那么，非常感谢你，艾伦，感谢你的时间
The truth fairy is gonna unhook you now and take the helmet off you. We'll see on the moon, okay? Yeah
实话仙女要把你解开，然后摘掉头盔。我们月球上见，好吗？好的
