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And one more thing, I had a good idea recently and that idea was to hook kids up to what they think is a lie detector
还有件事儿，最近我想到一个点子，那就是将孩子们连接在一台他们认为是测谎仪的机器上
They think that because I lied to them and told them it was a lie detector
他们这么想是因为我说谎了，我骗说他们那是一台测谎仪
We've done this a few times now, people seem to enjoy it, so we went ahead and did it again
我们已经做过几次了，人们好像很喜欢看，所以我们又做了一期
This time with an adorable young lady whose name is Jewell
这次是位名叫朱薇儿的可爱小女孩
Hello! Hi! How are you? Good! Now, this is the truth fairy
哈喽！嗨！你好吗？很好！这位是实话仙女
The truth fairy is gonna hook you up to this machine. Go ahead and start doing that
实话仙女要把你连接在这台机器上。开始连吧
This is called a lie detector, do you know what that is? No
这台机器叫做测谎仪，你知道什么是测谎仪吗？不知道
A lie detector is a machine that is able to know if you're telling the truth or not, okay
测谎仪是一种能测出你是否有说实话的仪器，懂了吗
So, I'm gonna ask you to just tell the truth, the whole truth and not a half truth, okay
因此，我会问你问题，你只要说实话就好，完完全全的实话，半真半假也不行，好吗
Okay, is that comfortable on your head? Yes
好的，那东西戴在头上舒服吗？舒服
Okay, we're off to a bad start, just... Is that it feels a little uncomfortable, right? Okay
好吧，这是不太好的开始，那东西戴在头上会有一点不舒服，对吧？好的
What is your name? Jewell
你叫什么名字？朱薇儿
Okay, Jewell, how old are you? Five and half
好的，朱薇儿，你多大了？五岁半
And what grade are you in? Kindergarten. Kindergarten
你读几年级了？幼儿园。幼儿园
Do you like all the other kids at school? A few not. A few not
你喜欢学校里所有的小朋友吗？有些不喜欢。有些不喜欢
Who do you have a problem with
那你对谁有意见啊
Umm, One time playing on the playground. This guy was being really mean to me, so I'm like that guy. His name is Riley
额，有一次在操场玩的时候，有个男生对我很坏，所以我不喜欢那个男生。他的名字叫莱利
Riley, okay, Riley, all right, anybody else? Umm, no. Nobody else
莱利，好的，莱利，很好，还有其他人吗？额，没有了。没有别人了
Do you um, secretly love Riley? No. A little bit? Just A little bit, okay, good
你有偷偷喜欢莱利吗？没有。有一点喜欢？就一点点啦，好的，很好
Sometimes it happens when boys will tease girls at school and they're mean to them, it's because they really like them
有时候，如果男生在学校捉弄女生并且对她们很坏，那是因为他们很喜欢她们
Did you know that? No
你知道吗？不知道
So I have a feeling Riley has a crush on you. Umm
所以我觉得莱利迷恋上你了。嗯
Um-hmm. Have you ever killed anyone? No! Okay
嗯哼。你杀过人吗？没有！好的
Do you think you ever will kill anyone? No! Okay, that's good
你觉得你以后会杀人吗？不会！好的，很好
Do you know Who Let The Dogs Out? Yeah. Who? Who? Who
你知道《是谁把狗放出来的》（歌名，她这么小本不应该会知道）吗？知道。是谁？是谁？是谁
Who let the dogs out? Who
是谁把狗放出来的？是谁
That's weird that it would do that, huh
你戴的钢帽会唱歌，很不可思议，对吧
Are you always nice to the other kids in your class? Umm, yes
你总是都对班上的其他小朋友很好吗？额，是的
Not always? Not always. What did you do sometimes
并不总是？并不总是。那你有时候做了什么
Um, like, I have a friend named Jaden. And once I tattled on her. Cause when I was drawing, she did scribble scrabble on it
比如说，我有一个朋友叫洁澄。有一次我打了她的小报告。因为我在画画的时候，她在我的画上乱涂乱画
Oh, she's scribble scrabble all over your drawing? Um-hmm
噢，她在你的画上乱涂乱画
And you tattled on her? Yeah
然后你就打了她的小报告？是的
And you felt like that wasn't a nice thing to do? Yeah
你觉得这样做不是很好？是的
But why did she scribble scrabble all over your drawing? I don't know. That wasn't a nice thing for her to do. No
但她为什么要在你的画上乱涂乱画？我不知道啊。她这样做很不好。不好
Would you ever scribble scrabble on her drawing? No, not at all
你会在她的画上乱涂乱画吗？根本不会
You would scribble scrabble on her drawing? Um, yeah. Okay, That's kind of what I thought
你会在她的画上乱涂乱画？嗯，会。好的，我就说嘛
All right, do you have any secrets that you're keeping from me? Yes. Mmm, what are they
好吧，你有什么秘密瞒着没跟我说吗？有。唔，什么秘密
I like Griffin. You like Griffin? Who's Griffin? He's a boy in school and he is very cute. Oh, he is
我喜欢格里芬。你喜欢格里芬？格里芬是谁？他是我学校一个很帅的男生。哦，他很帅
His name is Griffin? Does he know you think he's cute? Yeah, cause once he chased me
他的名字叫格里芬？他知道你觉得他很帅吗？知道，因为有一次他追我
Uh-huh, that's how you know, did you let him catch you
啊哈，你就这么知道了，你让他追到你了吗
No. But secretly you want him to keep chasing you, don't you? Yes
没有。但你心里还是希望他继续追着你的，是吧？是的
Umm, in that always the way. That's why we can't figure women out, I mean, what is it with you people? Do you know? Yeah
嗯，事情不就是这样吗。这也是为什么我们搞不懂女生，我说，你们怎么会这样？你懂吗？懂
Anything you want to ask the truth fairy? Go ahead.
你有什么要问实话仙女吗？问吧
When my birthday can you buy me a gumball machine? Okay
我生日的时候，你可以送我一台口香糖机吗？可以啊
Okay, I'm glad we got that settled. Well, thank you very much! It was very nice to meet you. Thank you for telling the truth most of the time
好的，很高兴问题就解决了。好的，非常感谢你！很高兴认识你。谢谢你大多数的时候都在说实话
