Ben: We were going to but Kenny got hungry to we decided to have some milk and cookies and clean up everything without a tract, which explains the empty sink, goodbye Kenny. Mom you know Kenny was telling me there was a lot of electrical stuff that can make an appliance act weird, I think we should give the tornado vac a second chance .
Maggie: I couldn't agree with you more Ben, I'm going to go test it right now
Ben: **I must never use this power for evil**.
Mike: Luke, look you shouldn't have lied.
Luke: You're the one who told me not to tell her the whole story .
Mike: I didn't say anything about your birthright to the Malgravian thrown .
Luke: That's it I'm done, I'm going to give up this dating thing live by myself and learn to Weddle and spit .
Carol: I knew it he's crushed, told you so ha ha ha. Sorry .
Maggie: Jason! Jason, Jason, stop this thing , stop it .
Jason: Hold on, I'm stronger than you.
Maggie: Get this thing out of my house. Oh I had to divert it was heading for the straits I couldn't let it get Chrissyy .
Mike: Man that thing tried to kill us .
Ben: Come on Mike don't exaggerate.
Maggie: No mikes right yesterday I couldn't get it to suck up a dust bunny today it has nuclear capabilities, well have I got to review the right, this may have started out as business but now it's personal.
Jason: Oh ho now you come home, where were you when I needed help fixing the living room wall.
Mike: Oh well I was driving around the block till I knew you were finished, I didn't want your work to get in the way of my conversation.
Jason: What conversation?
Mike: The one I'm trying to have of you quit changing the subject, dad I think I gave Luke some bad advice.
Jason: You bad advice?
Mike: Yea, he lied to girl .
Jason: And you told him to .
Mike: No, no, he did it all on his own, the kids gifted, dad see look taught that is this certain girl knew about his pass days on the streets she would never want to go out with him.
Jason: And your advice was?
Mike: Well I told him he could skip that part if he wanted, dad I thought I was sparing him .
Jason: Mike, Luke doesn't need sparing from his pass that's who he is, just like running scams and taking advantage of people is part of who you are .
Mike: But dad I'm damn proud of that .
Jason: And Luke could be proud of the young man that he is becoming, he just has to realize that he can accepted for himself.
Maggie: Ben, what are you doing home, I though you were going to eat lunch in the cafeteria?
Ben: Can we talk mom?
Maggie: Sure honey, what about?
Ben: I'm scum, I'm slime, I'm saved, door bell.
Douglas: Maggie Marlon you stepford wife.
Maggie: Douglas Stan you low rat blue garn, Ben this is my editor at the paper and Doug this is my son Ben.
Douglas: Ben, so you're the one that sleeps with the doll.
Ben: Mom!
Maggie: Doug that was ten years ago .
Ben: It wasn't a doll, it was an action figure .
Maggie: So what's up Doug I faxed you my vacuum piece, you liked it?
Douglas: I loved it, it's biting it's insightful, it's death.
Maggie: What?
Douglas: I'm going to have to kill it .
Ben: Alright.
Maggie: Douglas Stan talk fast .
Douglas: Tornado vac is a subsidiary of gem core. Which is wholly own and operated by misuesirou publications .
Maggie: Which means?
Douglas: They own our paper and our pututies.
Maggie: And for that you've going to infringe on my first amendment rights.
Douglas: You got nine more, listen Maggie I'm sorry, in my honest opinion there isn't a newspaper in this town that would print this, look I got to run to replace this I got to sober up the guy that writes dear aunt mable.
Luke: So let me get this straight, not only you get this sudden craving for pineapple yogurt, but you have to have somebody watch you eat it .
Mike: Alright Luke I'll level with you I want to talk about Suez, you got of on the wrong foot with her .
Luke: No kidding, if I could just go back and re-live those few minutes wit her I would take it all back, make up a much better lie.
Mike: The truth Luke, I'll bet she ready for it.
Luke: What does it matter, I'm never going to see her again.
Suez: I got a note from the Malgravian secret police .
Luke: Excuse me, the Malgravian secret police?
Mike: Well before you can tell them the truth you got to get their attention. Alright now listen you said you wanted another change, well here you go .
Luke: Ah, Suez I want to start over .
Suez: Why did you make up all those wild stories.
Luke: Well because I like you, I wanted you to like me to, but the truth is I'm not the prince of anything, I don't own a yacht and I didn't climb Mount Everest
Suez: You didn't say you climb Everest.
Luke: Oh, you are before the chance.
Suez: I'd like to like you but I don't even know you.
Luke: Well up until a few months ago I was homeless.
Suez: Oh come on .
Luke: No I mean it, I was living on the streets. I'm sorry if that disgust you but that's the way it is .
Suez: Where did you sleep when you were on the streets?
Luke: Different places, if you want to know the truth it's a long story .
Suez: I've got time .
Luke: When I first moved to the city….
Lucy: This courageous woman Maggie Marlon dares to speak out against the heartless cooperation Pedaling death door to door, today on the Lucy Snyder segment channel 19 news live at 5.
Camera man: And we're clear.
Ben: Hey mom you mind if ah…what's going on?
Maggie: Well Ben, my tornado vac story maybe to hot for the newspapers but it's not for channel 19, I'm telling my story live at 5.
Kenny: Mrs. Snyder the consumer's best friend .
Lucy: Yea kid, that's me. Ok so who do you have to kiss around here to get some coffee?
Maggie: Well I've got some bruing in the kitchen.
Lucy: I don't drink de-cafe .
Maggie: Oh pity.
Ben: Kenny you got to get this machine back to normal before my mother humiliates herself and we're sued for every penny we've got .
Kenny: I'm on it .
Camera man: Hey.
Kenny: I'm in the union .
Maggie: Kenny what are you doing?
Ben: Oh mom.
Maggie: Look no Ben not now.
Ben: Look no mom I think you have to hear this now .
Maggie: You did what?
Kenny: Bingo.
Camera man : In 5, 4, 3, 2
Lucy: Thank you Art and Coney, our story today is the heroine tell of a kind hardworking decent working housewife who find herself a pone of a profit mongered cooperation Maggie tell me Lucy Snyder about that tragic day you brought that tornado vac into your home take your time .
Maggie: Well I hardly know what to say .
Lucy: Oh that's ok because I care , we're live dear talk to me now .
Maggie: Well, The tornado vac has a 3.5 horse power engine and finger tip controls .
Lucy: Didn't you say it almost sucked up your baby, I mean isn't there more you can share with us .
Maggie: Well Lucy as a customer report I wanted to see if the tornado vac could pick up a bowling ball as it claimed .
Lucy: Well I just hope the manufactures for tornado vac are watching .
Maggie: Lucy, oh it did it, it can pick up a bowling ball it did it .
Lucy: But you said it was dangerous?
Maggie: Only to dirt, watch this little puppy suck up sandy mat, it's like it was never there .
Lucy: But I bet they really doud you on the price.
Maggie: Are you kidding? It's only $199.95 you can't afford to be without one.
Lucy: Well that's all the time we have for today .
Maggie: And it has an attachment for drapes.
Lucy: Back to you Art and Coney.
Maggie: It that lint on your shoulders?
Lucy: Stay away from me.
Camera man: And we're clear.
Maggie: Hold it Mr.'s.
Kenny: I did pretty good work huh Mrs. Sever .
Maggie: Goodbye Kenny.
Kenny: For once I would like to be the one to decide when I go home, now is good.
Ben: Mom don't you think that the person who finally did the right thing and told the truth shouldn't get punished .
Maggie: No Ben but I do think the punishment should fit the crime.
Ben: What kind of punishment?