-Girl2: Lucky for you, is knows five ways to sneak into the unity boys' locker room,
sneak: 潜行; 偷偷溜走 locker: 寄物柜
幸运如你，知道5种潜入男生换衣间的方法
and six to sneak out.
和6种方法溜之大吉。
-Girl1: Asher takes an abnormally long shower after practice.
abnormal: 诡异的 shower: 冲澡
Asher运动之后会洗个久得诡异的澡。
-Girl2: Maybe his lacrosse stick isn't the only thing he likes to play with.
lacrosse: 长曲棍球 stick: 棒子
也许他的曲棍球棒不是他唯一想把玩的东西。
-Girl1: Why'd you want his phone so badly anyway?
为什么你这么想要他的手机?
-Blair: It was once said that a person's eyes are the windows to their soul.
soul: 心灵
俗话说人的眼睛是心灵的窗户，
That was before people had cell phones.
可那是早在人们有手机之前。

-Jenny: Hey.
嗨。
-Asher: This is a surprise.
给我惊喜啊，
party's not for a couple hours.
couple: 一些，几个
派对还有几小时才开始啊。
-Jenny: Yeah, well, a lot can happen in a couple hours.
对但几小时可以做很多事。
-Asher: uh, Jenny.
呃 Jenny，
what are you doing?
你在干嘛?
-Jenny: What's wrong?
怎么不妥了?
-Asher: It...nothing's wrong.
没... 什么不妥啊
This...it just isn't what we do.
只是... 我们不该这样
Are you suddenly...
是不是你忽然...
not happy? I...
郁闷了? 我...
I'm holding up my end of the bargain.
hold up: 恪守，坚持 bargain: 协议
我一直在恪守协议中我这一方的职责。
-Jenny: What bargain?
什么协议？
-Asher: You're jenny Humphrey from Brooklyn.
你是出身布鲁克林的Jenny Humphrey
You need status, access, resources.
status: 地位 access: 入口 resources: 物质，资源
你渴求身份、特权、物质
I give that to you.
我给予你这一切。
-Jenny: What do I give you?
我能给你什么?
-Asher: Do we really need to talk about this?
我们真需要挑明了么?
-Jenny: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we do.
对，对啊，需要。
So what was on "gossip girl's" true?
"流言蜚女"上说的是真的了?
-Asher: Do you really think someone like me would just date someone like you?
date: 约会 someone: 某些人
你会天真的以为我这样的人会和你这类人约会?
-Jenny: But you've been so nice.
但你一直很贴心啊。
-Asher: And I'll keep being nice.
我还会一直如此，
Nothing has to change, okay?
一如既往，行么?
-Jenny: Asher...
Asher...
Asher: Come on, Jenny.
拜托 Jenny
Tonight you're hosting your first upper east side party.
tonight: 今晚 host: 主持
今晚是属于你的第一个上东区派对
That's something that blair and those girls can never take away from you.
take away: 拿走
这是Blair之流无法夺走的
-Jenny: I know. Thank you.
我明白，谢谢你。
-Asher: You're welcome.
不客气。
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还有...